She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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