I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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