OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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