Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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