I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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