Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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