i permit you to call me
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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