: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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