You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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