where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
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