Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
you didnt know i had herpes?
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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