i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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