He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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