What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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