The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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