so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Randomize
