While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Naked Twister starts at high noon
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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