So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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