i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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