three words: i give head
three words: not that well
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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