SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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