youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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