I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
