Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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