My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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