i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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