So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
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