ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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