those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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