It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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