I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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