Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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