If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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