i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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