to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
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