is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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