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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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