it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
You smell like stripper and shame
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Randomize
