how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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