my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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