You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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