i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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