in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
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