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The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
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