Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Never underestimate the power of titties
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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