I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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