Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
