we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
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