turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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