thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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