butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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