There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
