BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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