Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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