Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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