Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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